So the kid across the street knocked up his hot but crazy girlfriend. According to the mom , they... Had been using protection (condoms) but she refused the pill. The condom broke The girl swore she was not pregnant, He broke up with her because he didn't want to risk another oops and she wouldn't date with no sex. The girl is crazy and surprised him 3 months later with the news he was going to be a dad. The girl wouldn't do the day after pill or an abortion. She won't give the kid ...

So, I have a Sunburn, tons of bug bites blisters on both hands ropeburn on one palm raw skin from the guards that I put on to protect my blisters a matching set of bruises on my hips (from the pull and shoot) A raw wound on the back of my right knee (with matching bruise from not pushing through on my back end splits) A nice scrape from knee to ankle (hit the bar on the catch for my front end splits-won't do THAT again) bruises on the tops of both feet (from the bird's nest AKA backb...

My first wedding.....I think I could do better next time, but I think I did a pretty good job.

Pull over and shoot: You pull over the bar and flip over then "shoot over" the top of the bar for a catch. But the WORST one was this. I tried a one-handed takeoff for the first time. You have to lift the bar, hop off and grab the bar....not bad at all. Unfortunately that was where any semblance of competency ended. My hands were taped up from the blisters and the tape had loosened up...so I couldn't get a good grip on the bar or rotate my wrists properly....so I'm floundering o...

Viva Les Arts Community Theatre has a fantastic children's theater. A friend of mine directed Peter Pan and they held a free performance for children of deployed soldiers tonight. That's us,btw . They made a big deal about making it a special event, so we dressed up and off we went for a night at the theater. Maddy looked a little zoned becuase it was after her bedtime, but she was so cute anyway! Notice the cookies on her chin? The kids loved it. Maddy had to point out Nana (the dog...

Can I pout? What if I stomp my foot on the ground? How about I throw myself to the floor, kick and scream and wail at the top of my lungs until I am blue in the face? Well, it works for kids, but I suppose I'm out of luck. I can whine and cry all I want but the inevitable truth will always be out there. The is nothing I can do. BUT I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT! I'm only *wail* 29 *whine*!!!! I refuse to grow up and "act my age". I don't care what people think. I don't care ho...

This trick is a blind catch called a front end whip.....woo hoo!!!!! I thought I was never going to catch it. Plus I almost caught the return. If I can get that down, maybe I can try something hard....like a double!

The first video was a practice.... And the catch.... I was still letting go early. From my point of view I was coming too close and I'd let go too soon, but maybe I will practice this again....

Continuing in the trend of "active parenting", I allowed my daughter to "help" shop for a swimsuit. She was fine for a few minutes, but then became distracted by the potential of hiding in the racks of clothing and then sprinting as far away as possible. We put a stop to THAT and she was expected to either ride in the cart or hold my hand. She complied with the hand holding requirement and then..... She did her famous drop and turn, dislocating her elbow. BUT I DIDN'T NOTICE. Or rat...

Practice.....and catch....

Link Remember the Sears Christmas Wishbook? But this link is for Dharma and all the other knitters on JU. http://stitchymcyarnpants.com/moks06/?p=242 Check out StitchyMcYarnPants.com for more nightmare knitting... Link

Link Remember the Sears Christmas Wishbook? But this link is for Dharma and all the other knitters on JU. http://stitchymcyarnpants.com/moks06/?p=242 Check out StitchyMcYarnPants.com for more nightmare knitting... Link

A previous post, see here Link , inspired me to run off at the mouth for another assignment. (I'm sure my teacher loves my intentionally controversial articles) Even though it's not really put together very well yet, I'm posting my 1st draft /idea here for your flaming enjoyment...... Many people feel that there is still a great need to overcome inherent sexism and racism in our Nation by promoting equal opportunity laws, and affirmative action. Influential black leaders proclaim that...

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