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November 1, 2004 by lifehappens
Link This link is to skippy's list of things they can no longer do in the Army....I cracked up....especially #145 and 146 I would add the following. (note: only some are personal...) Dont' use a 10 guage needle just because someone irriated you. Don't tap the needle on the sink to dull the tip for drunk patients. Don't ever get caught with a screwdriver in your hand after the 's desk spontaniously fell apart.... Don't get caught pissing on Duty. (stairs with soldier's qu...
November 1, 2004 by lifehappens
Link This link is to skippy's list of things they can no longer do in the Army....I cracked up....especially #145 and 146 I would add the following. (note: only some are personal...) Dont' use a 10 guage needle just because someone irriated you. Don't tap the needle on the sink to dull the tip for drunk patients. Don't ever get caught with a screwdriver in your hand after the 's desk spontaniously fell apart.... Don't get caught pissing on Duty. (stairs with soldier's qu...
February 8, 2005 by lifehappens
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. The first thing he said was: "Don't". "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve....we got forbidden fruit!" "No way!" "Yes way!" "Don't eat that fruit!" said God. "Why?" "Because I am your Father and I said s...
February 8, 2005 by lifehappens
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. The first thing he said was: "Don't". "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve....we got forbidden fruit!" "No way!" "Yes way!" "Don't eat that fruit!" said God. "Why?" "Because I am your Father and I said s...
August 13, 2005 by lifehappens
As an alternative to the "Discourses of a Three Year Old" series, I am starting the Little Boy Logic. I'm very proud of my son and the way he figures things out. He puts a great deal of thought into his choice of words and has recently started trying to use bigger words.."umm, Actually..." is his favorite phrase. While he means well, he doesn't always use words correctly. For example: Last night HW was making dinner and boy watched for a moment, skrunched his face up as he tho...
August 13, 2005 by lifehappens
As an alternative to the "Discourses of a Three Year Old" series, I am starting the Little Boy Logic. I'm very proud of my son and the way he figures things out. He puts a great deal of thought into his choice of words and has recently started trying to use bigger words.."umm, Actually..." is his favorite phrase. While he means well, he doesn't always use words correctly. For example: Last night HW was making dinner and boy watched for a moment, skrunched his face up as he tho...
June 23, 2005 by lifehappens
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June 23, 2005 by lifehappens
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March 4, 2005 by lifehappens
I am soooo glad that I'm not quite this bad.... Link
March 4, 2005 by lifehappens
I am soooo glad that I'm not quite this bad.... Link
October 25, 2004 by lifehappens
I admit that this is a total ripoff of several other posts, but I loved it too much not to add it to my blog.....so kudos to Historyishere and Texas Wahine for pointing out the obvious...... I AM 78% EVIL GENIUS! I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the EVIL GENIUS test at Fuali.com And just how evil are you?
October 25, 2004 by lifehappens
I admit that this is a total ripoff of several other posts, but I loved it too much not to add it to my blog.....so kudos to Historyishere and Texas Wahine for pointing out the obvious...... I AM 78% EVIL GENIUS! I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the EVIL GENIUS test at Fuali.com And just how evil are you?
December 20, 2005 by lifehappens
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December 20, 2005 by lifehappens
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November 29, 2005 by lifehappens