Deep thoughts for those who take life too seriously: 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jala...
Deep thoughts for those who take life too seriously: 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jala...
See part 1 here Link Link
See part 1 here Link Link
So just how lond did this take to figure out? And how much did it cost?!?
So just how lond did this take to figure out? And how much did it cost?!?
So my son has very definitive ideas about how things should be. And when he gets and idea in his head, it is very difficult to change his mind. Today he told me that he wanted a vegetable. When asked what vegetable he wanted, he told me that he "needed" an apple. I tried to explain that apples are a fruit. He insisted that he was right and finally proved his point by singing the "Lazytown Apple Song" It goes something like this. "Apples are healthy. Apples are good to eat. Appl...
So my son has very definitive ideas about how things should be. And when he gets and idea in his head, it is very difficult to change his mind. Today he told me that he wanted a vegetable. When asked what vegetable he wanted, he told me that he "needed" an apple. I tried to explain that apples are a fruit. He insisted that he was right and finally proved his point by singing the "Lazytown Apple Song" It goes something like this. "Apples are healthy. Apples are good to eat. Appl...
So Joe, what other awful names can you come up with?
So Joe, what other awful names can you come up with?
'Twas the night before Easter. All was calm and laid-back. Fred, the mouse in the kitchen, snarfed down a late snack. The eggs were all dyed but still drippy and sticky-- To be honest, they looked just a little bit icky. There were big jelly beans, chocolate bunnies and such. And as Fred stuffed his face, he sighed, "This is too much!" Phil and Rose were in bed watching late-night TV, While munching Saltines with low-sodium Brie. Then a sudden commotion rang out in the night...
'Twas the night before Easter. All was calm and laid-back. Fred, the mouse in the kitchen, snarfed down a late snack. The eggs were all dyed but still drippy and sticky-- To be honest, they looked just a little bit icky. There were big jelly beans, chocolate bunnies and such. And as Fred stuffed his face, he sighed, "This is too much!" Phil and Rose were in bed watching late-night TV, While munching Saltines with low-sodium Brie. Then a sudden commotion rang out in the night...
HW likes to give our 3 year old son chem-lites when he comes in from field exercises. This is a big deal for a three year old. He LOVES them. So HW thought he would be funny and toss one of my tampons to my son and say "here's a chem-lite buddy." *Gee thanks* And then he just stood there laughing as I'm wrestling our son. (BTW 3 year old are strong!) Connor is in tears and so is Matt (from laughing so hard) I realized that I had to let him see what it was or he would open up EVERY...
HW likes to give our 3 year old son chem-lites when he comes in from field exercises. This is a big deal for a three year old. He LOVES them. So HW thought he would be funny and toss one of my tampons to my son and say "here's a chem-lite buddy." *Gee thanks* And then he just stood there laughing as I'm wrestling our son. (BTW 3 year old are strong!) Connor is in tears and so is Matt (from laughing so hard) I realized that I had to let him see what it was or he would open up EVERY...