My last post made me think of all the dumb warning labels out there. The warnings are there because either 1-the company thinks we are really stupid or 2-some really stupid person actually tried this. (some moron somewhere in the US is missing an eye due to a mishap with a 7-up bottle.) The Army is good for this. On the MRE heaters, it says "Do Not Eat Heater" a few years later I noticed that the newer MREs also contained the warning...Do Not Drink the Water. Apparently someone d...
For a perfect example of this in action see here... Link and more here... Link Note: The new law 350-135 does not formally abolish the 35-hour workweek but allows employers to offer staff extra working hours at a higher rate of pay (ie:overtime).
I'm thinking of starting to post a "daily motivation"....If I did, it would be from Dispair.com (my all time favorite gift shop) and one of my favorites.....
So how is it that you are supposed to start a story? Not a cutsy "once apon a time" story, but the, "you had to be there" kind. Oh yeah, I remember. "No shit. There I was..." (Yes, this is that kind of a story) Anyway, so, no shit, there I was, sitting in the outfield of my son's kickball game. I'm hoping to avoid the fire ants while still getting some good shots of his team playing. It's about halfway through the first inning when I hear it. RRRRRIIIIPPPPPPPPP. I carefull...
Link Remember the Sears Christmas Wishbook? But this link is for Dharma and all the other knitters on JU. http://stitchymcyarnpants.com/moks06/?p=242 Check out StitchyMcYarnPants.com for more nightmare knitting... Link
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can; and the firepower to make the difference.
Boy and I were watching a documentary about Japan, they showed a clip of some brown bears catching some pink salmon. It turned into discussion on how he would catch fish (since his teeth are "too small") *Note to Matt.....boy REALLY wants to go fishing* "Mom, you have to take me fishing. We need a fish stick with a rope on it. The rope has to go "wooop wooop wooop". (He is drawing loops in the air to demonstrate how it is attached to the rod, ahem...fish stick) "Then we need a str...
Scene: Dinner table, Mom and son having conversation. Son, holding up spoonful of soup: "Look mom! I got some meat!" Mom: "It's turkey." Son: "Turkeys are yummy. If we see a real turkey we should kill it....so we can EAT it!" Mom: "Like with a bow and arrow?" Son : "YEAH! We could kill it with bow and arrow....or a MISSILE!" Mom tries not to snort soup out her nose.
Deep thoughts for those who take life too seriously: 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jala...
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So just how lond did this take to figure out? And how much did it cost?!?
So my son has very definitive ideas about how things should be. And when he gets and idea in his head, it is very difficult to change his mind. Today he told me that he wanted a vegetable. When asked what vegetable he wanted, he told me that he "needed" an apple. I tried to explain that apples are a fruit. He insisted that he was right and finally proved his point by singing the "Lazytown Apple Song" It goes something like this. "Apples are healthy. Apples are good to eat. Appl...
So Joe, what other awful names can you come up with?