God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can; and the firepower to make the difference.
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can; and the firepower to make the difference.
Boy and I were watching a documentary about Japan, they showed a clip of some brown bears catching some pink salmon. It turned into discussion on how he would catch fish (since his teeth are "too small") *Note to Matt.....boy REALLY wants to go fishing* "Mom, you have to take me fishing. We need a fish stick with a rope on it. The rope has to go "wooop wooop wooop". (He is drawing loops in the air to demonstrate how it is attached to the rod, ahem...fish stick) "Then we need a str...
Boy and I were watching a documentary about Japan, they showed a clip of some brown bears catching some pink salmon. It turned into discussion on how he would catch fish (since his teeth are "too small") *Note to Matt.....boy REALLY wants to go fishing* "Mom, you have to take me fishing. We need a fish stick with a rope on it. The rope has to go "wooop wooop wooop". (He is drawing loops in the air to demonstrate how it is attached to the rod, ahem...fish stick) "Then we need a str...
Scene: Dinner table, Mom and son having conversation. Son, holding up spoonful of soup: "Look mom! I got some meat!" Mom: "It's turkey." Son: "Turkeys are yummy. If we see a real turkey we should kill it....so we can EAT it!" Mom: "Like with a bow and arrow?" Son : "YEAH! We could kill it with bow and arrow....or a MISSILE!" Mom tries not to snort soup out her nose.
Scene: Dinner table, Mom and son having conversation. Son, holding up spoonful of soup: "Look mom! I got some meat!" Mom: "It's turkey." Son: "Turkeys are yummy. If we see a real turkey we should kill it....so we can EAT it!" Mom: "Like with a bow and arrow?" Son : "YEAH! We could kill it with bow and arrow....or a MISSILE!" Mom tries not to snort soup out her nose.
Deep thoughts for those who take life too seriously: 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jala...
Deep thoughts for those who take life too seriously: 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jala...
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So just how lond did this take to figure out? And how much did it cost?!?
So just how lond did this take to figure out? And how much did it cost?!?
So my son has very definitive ideas about how things should be. And when he gets and idea in his head, it is very difficult to change his mind. Today he told me that he wanted a vegetable. When asked what vegetable he wanted, he told me that he "needed" an apple. I tried to explain that apples are a fruit. He insisted that he was right and finally proved his point by singing the "Lazytown Apple Song" It goes something like this. "Apples are healthy. Apples are good to eat. Appl...