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November 25, 2006 by lifehappens
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November 25, 2006 by lifehappens
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November 19, 2006 by lifehappens
Scene: Dinner table, Mom and son having conversation. Son, holding up spoonful of soup: "Look mom! I got some meat!" Mom: "It's turkey." Son: "Turkeys are yummy. If we see a real turkey we should kill it....so we can EAT it!" Mom: "Like with a bow and arrow?" Son : "YEAH! We could kill it with bow and arrow....or a MISSILE!" Mom tries not to snort soup out her nose.
November 19, 2006 by lifehappens
Scene: Dinner table, Mom and son having conversation. Son, holding up spoonful of soup: "Look mom! I got some meat!" Mom: "It's turkey." Son: "Turkeys are yummy. If we see a real turkey we should kill it....so we can EAT it!" Mom: "Like with a bow and arrow?" Son : "YEAH! We could kill it with bow and arrow....or a MISSILE!" Mom tries not to snort soup out her nose.
July 18, 2006 by lifehappens
Deep thoughts for those who take life too seriously: 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jala...
July 18, 2006 by lifehappens
Deep thoughts for those who take life too seriously: 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jala...
June 11, 2006 by lifehappens
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June 11, 2006 by lifehappens
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June 11, 2006 by lifehappens
So just how lond did this take to figure out? And how much did it cost?!?
June 11, 2006 by lifehappens
So just how lond did this take to figure out? And how much did it cost?!?
April 27, 2006 by lifehappens
So my son has very definitive ideas about how things should be. And when he gets and idea in his head, it is very difficult to change his mind. Today he told me that he wanted a vegetable. When asked what vegetable he wanted, he told me that he "needed" an apple. I tried to explain that apples are a fruit. He insisted that he was right and finally proved his point by singing the "Lazytown Apple Song" It goes something like this. "Apples are healthy. Apples are good to eat. Appl...
April 27, 2006 by lifehappens
So my son has very definitive ideas about how things should be. And when he gets and idea in his head, it is very difficult to change his mind. Today he told me that he wanted a vegetable. When asked what vegetable he wanted, he told me that he "needed" an apple. I tried to explain that apples are a fruit. He insisted that he was right and finally proved his point by singing the "Lazytown Apple Song" It goes something like this. "Apples are healthy. Apples are good to eat. Appl...
April 19, 2006 by lifehappens
So Joe, what other awful names can you come up with?
April 19, 2006 by lifehappens
So Joe, what other awful names can you come up with?
April 14, 2006 by lifehappens
'Twas the night before Easter. All was calm and laid-back. Fred, the mouse in the kitchen, snarfed down a late snack. The eggs were all dyed but still drippy and sticky-- To be honest, they looked just a little bit icky. There were big jelly beans, chocolate bunnies and such. And as Fred stuffed his face, he sighed, "This is too much!" Phil and Rose were in bed watching late-night TV, While munching Saltines with low-sodium Brie. Then a sudden commotion rang out in the night...