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Published on March 27, 2006 By lifehappens In Humor
HW likes to give our 3 year old son chem-lites when he comes in from field exercises. This is a big deal for a three year old. He LOVES them.

So HW thought he would be funny and toss one of my tampons to my son and say "here's a chem-lite buddy." *Gee thanks* And then he just stood there laughing as I'm wrestling our son. (BTW 3 year old are strong!)

Connor is in tears and so is Matt (from laughing so hard) I realized that I had to let him see what it was or he would open up EVERY tampon in the house looking for the one that was a chem-lite. Of course he thought it was still interesting.....interesting enough that I am still going to have to hide the boxes for a few weeks.

Thanks HW.

Comments
on Mar 27, 2006
HAHAHAHA

Reminds me of that America's Funniest video where the little one got into the pads and thought they were airplane stickers.
on Mar 27, 2006
Sorry, I know you did not think it was funny - but it was.
on Mar 27, 2006
Poor kid will be scarred for years..... 
on Mar 27, 2006
coulda been worse...like if he'd been told it was a teabag.
on Mar 27, 2006
Hehe.

Next time he's quiet you're going to go looking for him and discover dozens of "chem-lite wrappers" all over the floor!

PS - You should have snapped a pic. That would have been a good one for showing future girlfriends!
on Mar 27, 2006
but it's perfect grocery list code: honey could you pick up some chem-lites?
on Mar 27, 2006
When I was a kid, tampons were used as hand grenades when playing Army. Pull the string and throw! My friend and I would wear pads on our shoulders when playing football, too.
on Mar 27, 2006
HAHAHAHAReminds me of that America's Funniest video where the little one got into the pads and thought they were airplane stickers.

Never saw it, but I can imagine.

Sorry, I know you did not think it was funny - but it was.

Oh, it was funny.....

Poor kid will be scarred for years.....

only if I took pictures!

coulda been worse...like if he'd been told it was a teabag.

We're Mormons...don't drink tea...so he has no clue....but yeeesh.

Next time he's quiet you're going to go looking for him and discover dozens of "chem-lite wrappers" all over the floor! PS - You should have snapped a pic. That would have been a good one for showing future girlfriends!

That's my big fear.....and of course it will happen on the day i REALLY need them.....and see comment above as to why I refrained from pictures...but the look of concentration and facination will be forever planted in my brain.

but it's perfect grocery list code: honey could you pick up some chem-lites?

Cute!

When I was a kid, tampons were used as hand grenades when playing Army. Pull the string and throw! My friend and I would wear pads on our shoulders when playing football, too.

Okay, that's hillarious. I think I nearly wet my pants laughing!