Killing Turkeys

Published on November 19, 2006 By lifehappens In Humor

Scene: Dinner table, Mom and son having conversation.

Son, holding up spoonful of soup: "Look mom! I got some meat!"

Mom: "It's turkey."

Son: "Turkeys are yummy. If we see a real turkey we should kill it....so we can EAT it!"

Mom: "Like with a bow and arrow?"

Son : "YEAH! We could kill it with bow and arrow....or a MISSILE!"

Mom tries not to snort soup out her nose.

Comments

lifehappens

on Nov 19, 2006

BTW, we are having leftover turkey...Turkey and Sweet potato stoop. (That's Stew and Soup- soup so chunky it is almost stew) I LOVE TURKEY!

ParaTed2k

on Nov 19, 2006

Nothing like bagging it, dressing it up and roasting it all in the same shot ;~D

MasonM

on Nov 19, 2006

I guess a missile would be the way to go. Kill it and cook it all at the same time.

lifehappens

on Nov 19, 2006

My thought was it would have to be a really big turkey or we wouldn't have enought left for dinner!

Locamama

on Nov 19, 2006

CutE!

Zoologist03

on Nov 19, 2006

Nothing like turkey cooked to perfection using heavy artillery.

~Zoo

Dr Guy

on Nov 20, 2006

You could always collect the feathers.

Dr Guy

on Nov 20, 2006

Double post. Oops

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