Discourses of a Three Year Old
"Mom, I need to go outside and eat a peanut butter and sandwich."
(smirk) "Peanut butter and what? Peanut butter and pickle?"
"MO-OM." (eyes roll) "A peanut butter and Jewwy Sandwich...I need to eat it outside"
"Well, it's a little cold out, I think you should eat inside today."
(sigh) "Mom, sometimes a little boy just has to eat his sandwich outside."
I am still surprised when you say stuff like this....you sound so grown up for a split second....and you sound like your parents. For example, The other day you told me, "Mom, you are driving me crazy. Maybe you need a nap so you won't be cranky."
And I'm sure it won't get better from here on out."