The world of self-taught neruosis
I am fairly motivated to learn how to do something so I don't have to pay for it. *a cheapskate*
For Example: I got a job as an orthodontist's assistant so I wouldn't have to pay for braces. The fact that I didn't know what I was doing didn't stop me....I just wrote up a very impressive sounding resume and convinced him to train me (so I could skip the 2 year school). Instead of paying for braces, I conned myself into a job that provided me with free training and certification, free braces and a paycheck.
Last year, my son went to preschool for free...well, not exactly, but I was more willing to give 2 massages a month to the owner than pay her. I'm a registered massage therapist.
When I started teaching yoga, it was just so I could get a free gym membership.
Are you seeing a pattern here?
I'm not one to try and sell my abilities and then pay for stuff (although that might be more profitable) and that's for several reasons. First, bartering is a laid back way of helping two people out. If you can't work one thing out...then you try something else. If you owe money...you owe money. Period. The second reason is almost more signifigant. I don't have faith that my abilities are worth paying for. I worry that one day I will be called out and exposed as a fraud.
I never had a college degree. I never had certified training before I started my job. I didn't train under a well reknowned yogi. I attended a pathetic Massage Therapy School (that was shut down) I don't think I would stand up under intense scrutiny if anyone started to question my background.
But once again, I have pulled the wool over someone's eyes and bartered for what I want. I attended a card making class at Stamp Salado Link. I commented that I wished there was a page on their website that showed what upcoming classes were going to be. That would be an incentive for me to drive out and pay $20 for a class. They confessed ignorance when it came to anything involving the "world wide web" (Yes, they actually said "the World Wide Web" in Caps) They didn't know how to change the page that someone had set up for them. Anyway, i offered to trade free classes for getting a webpage up for them.
Let's get this straight. I don't know anything about designing a webpage. I've played around occasionally, but I've never really "Learned" anything. I just picked up a few things here and there. No training. (I may be asking ya'll for help!)
I threw the idea out there and they bit. So I ended up designing a simple website...a few pages, simple template. Nothing big.
Then the agony starts (I always forget about this stage) The waiting to find out whether I will be caught and denounced as a fraud.....Is my yoga class to hard, too easy, too boring, Is the massage good enough, Can I design a webpage?...etc etc etc. But it paid off! They loved the idea and are excited to see what I can do for them!
Yippee! I'm still nervous, but hey, if they don't know I'm faking it....it's as good as a real one...right?