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My own personnal whine session about my lack of judgement....
Published on February 11, 2005 By lifehappens In Life Journals
I am a yoga instructor. I occasionally teach pilates. I have taken spinning, kickboxing and step classes in my past (before this last pregnancy).

What made me think this qualified me to teach a kickboxing class?

I have a friend, Amy who teaches15 classes a week. Water, kickboxing, step, pilates, spinning....you name it. She could n't find ANYONE to sub her Thursday night class. Since I have the next class (Power yoga), I offered...after all, how hard could it be?

Ahem. VERY hard.

Cardio classes are not for the meek. They are nothing like being in the Army. First off, you need rhythm. I don't have it. Then you need to know what to do for an entire hour. I had a nice long cheat sheet from Amy, but the seat dripping down my eyes made it hard to read. I would tell them, "punch punch" and then I realized the tiny girl in the front row was whispering "say, JAB". Oops. Every time I looked at the clock, I wanted to die. Was it broken? Why wasn't the minute hand moving?

I wanted to die. I am in no shape to TAKE a cardio class, much less try to teach one. Fortunately, I pulled from my memory the boot camp classes I used to teach and used some of that stuff. I could have done more jabs, uppercuts and kicks....but my mind and body were failing me. I couldn't keep it up and call it in time to the music.

It was a wakeup call. I need to stop slacking with my cardio. That's not to say I don't work out. I do and I work hard. But I usually do weights or pilates/yoga. If I am going to get rid of the baby fat....it's time to hit the gym.

This isn't meant to be a total whine session...but maybe a wakeup call for others. Are you sliding through some stuff? A workout, going back to school? Whatever? Remember this experience and realize it could happen to you....so don't get caught like I did with the thought that blind enthusiasm will carry you through.

Comments
on Feb 11, 2005
I'd take a kickboxing class from you any time, girl. Hang in there
on Feb 11, 2005
Hehe...I don't feel quite so weak and useless now! I hate cardio, I particularly hate step and kickboxing classes. I think it's because I'm no good at them....give me yoga over everything else, anyday!
on Feb 11, 2005
I am not at all a physical person. I'm tall and thin, but I get that naturally from my dad. My mom suggestd I take a kick boxing class. Maybe I still will...next semester. . I agree with HW. I would take a class from you. Although I am sure not the same one he's signing up for Good Luck with the getting motivated bit!

P.S.
I don't know when I'll fnd out about the job. I'll let you know as soon as I know. Thanks for the encouraging words!
on Feb 11, 2005
You're not one to be easily defeated; your embarrassments just propel you forward. Such optimism! How do you do it?! What do you have for breakfast every day? Can I have some too? lol
on Feb 11, 2005
are the days longer in texas? how do you find time for everything that you do?
on Feb 13, 2005
I'd take a kickboxing class from you any time, girl. Hang in there

That's only cause you love me!

give me yoga over everything else, anyday!

A woman of my own heart!

I'm tall and thin, but I get that naturally from my dad

I am so jealous of people like you....enjoy it while you can...having babies changes you!

Such optimism! How do you do it?! What do you have for breakfast every day? Can I have some too? lol

It takes less energy to smile than frown and less energy to be happy than be depressed....I'm just too lazy to be miserable. To avoid misery....I stay busy.

are the days longer in texas? how do you find time for everything that you do?

I just skip unessential things....like cleaning my house....mowing the lawn....cooking dinners......you know, that kind of stuff....