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Published on November 1, 2004 By lifehappens In Humor
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This link is to skippy's list of things they can no longer do in the Army....I cracked up....especially #145 and 146

I would add the following. (note: only some are personal...)

Dont' use a 10 guage needle just because someone irriated you.

Don't tap the needle on the sink to dull the tip for drunk patients.

Don't ever get caught with a screwdriver in your hand after the 's desk spontaniously fell apart....

Don't get caught pissing on Duty. (stairs with soldier's qualities written on them at DLI)

Don't tell your PSG, "I quit" and throw your M-16 at him.

Don't shoot your bb gun at formations out your barracks window and then say, "I didn't think I would really hit anyone."

Don't mock the guys in fat boy PT

Don't whistle ad yell, "who wears short shorts?" at Marines in formation.

Don't run in circles around the Air Force "motivational runs" and laugh

Don't steal the Air Force guidon's for PT

Don't glue the PSG's coffee pot to the coffee maker.....

Never claim to be praying when you are caught sleeping on duty


So, I was wondering what things you would put on this list........

Comments
on Nov 01, 2004
Don't whistle ad yell, "who wears short shorts?" at Marines in formation.


Their shorts crack me up. Funny stuff, lifehappens.
on Nov 01, 2004
Dont' use a 10 guage needle just because someone irriated you. Don't tap the needle on the sink to dull the tip for drunk patients.


Don't piss off a medic.
on Nov 01, 2004
Don't piss off a medic.


he he he . . . Adrian likes drawing blood and giving shots to assholes . . .
on Nov 01, 2004
Don't get caught pissing on Duty. (stairs with soldier's qualities written on them at DLI)


Don't sell elevator passes to newbies for the A Co barracks at DLI.
on Nov 01, 2004
I like yours a lot too!
on Nov 01, 2004
Oh yeah....Don't try to fake a fever by drinking hot coffee and using an instant heat pack.....The PA will make you get a rectal temp every hour on the hour for 24 hours. (thank god I wasn't on duty that day......)