or the nightime habits of 2 year olds.....
How NOT to get a two year old ready for bed.
1. Give said child a bath.
2. Dry him off and put a clean diaper on him.
3. Go to the bathroom to drain the tub and mop the newly formed lake off the floor.
4. Don't notice two year old grabing shoes and sneaking outside.
5. Continue picking up wet towels as child wrestles the dog
6. Thnk, "Wow, he's being WAY too quiet." as he digs a big hole in the mud
7. Find dirt covered child grinning in the backyard.
8. Repeat steps 1 and 2.
9. Put kid to bed.
10. Listen to pleas for "me-ilk, Mommy please" till you give in and bring one more drink.
11. THEN clean up the bathroom.
Based on a true story....At least my son knows he has to have shoes on to go outside.....I just wish he knew that clothes were required too!