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Something to lighten the mood....
Published on August 2, 2004 By lifehappens In Republican
With all the intense feelings on both Republican and Democrat sides, I thought this could lighten the mood.....


One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here.
"The old man said,"Okay,"and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine,"I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry"
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not president and doesn't reside here."
The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in
and meet with President Kerry."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said,"Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it!"

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."




Comments
on Oct 02, 2004
Great story, If I was a little older or a lott older and lived in washington I would sooo act out that part.
on Oct 02, 2004
Funny story.

- GX
on Oct 16, 2004
Snorfd coke out my nose when I read that.
on Oct 16, 2004
Oooh! Good!
on Oct 16, 2004
If dreams could come true....