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Connor got up from his half eaten dinner. He studiously avoided my gaze and mumbled, "I'm not hungry." as he tried to sneak down the hall.
"Wait right there. Did you eat ALL your food?"
He continued burning a hole in the floor with his gaze. "I don't want to eat my vegetables. I'm not hungry anymore."

Since I had not put out the main course, I knew he was lying through his tightly clenched teeth. He will usually eat broccoli, but salad seems to be less popular and he resists every effort that I make to get him to eat a variety of veggies. This is also rubbing off on his impressionable younger sister. She is now turning her nose up at various foods and then making a break for it.

I sighed and tried to think of something other than a threat. "Connor, you have to eat or your muscles won't grow. You need the vitamins to help your body grow."

And then it just slipped out..."If you don't' eat your vegetables, then you can't get bigger. You want to turn 5, don't you? If you don't eat your food, you won't grow big enough to turn 5."

He nodded and went to eat as I was left with a lingering doubt. What happens when he finds out that the world was NOT black in white before the 50s? What happens when he learns farmers don't "plant" cows in the field and that his birthday WILL come even if he doesn't eat his dinner?

The guilt isn't enough to stop the smirk though.

Comments
on Mar 26, 2007
My kids aren't veggie fans, either.

I think most parents push the "growing strong and healthy" angle. Don't feel bad, you sneaky mommy. Hehe.

Does he know that broccoli makes him healthy and strong "like daddy"? That's something that (sometimes) helps with my boys. Also re-naming foods something gross/creepy helps my guys, but they're a little bit older.

on Mar 26, 2007
Does he know that broccoli makes him healthy and strong "like daddy"?

That's my other oft-used phrase.

Also re-naming foods something gross/creepy helps my guys

hmmmmm......what would you name spinach?
on Mar 26, 2007
hmmmmm......what would you name spinach?


cooked? How 'bout snake intestines?
on Mar 26, 2007
I like that, Gid.

Forest sludge (cooked)

Popeye's Putrid Snack (fresh leaves)

Of course, I don't know if that's appropriate for younger kids, but my boys love Fear Factor type names.

(Dismembered Head works good for lettuce, LOL)

on Mar 26, 2007
We could never get our kids to eat anything but cut vegetables(carrots, celery, etc) dipped in salad dressing. If all else fails, I guess there's always the vitamins.  
on Mar 26, 2007
when he gets to be a teenager and half our salary is spent on groceries to keep him fed, you'll look back on the times you had to encourage and coerce him to eat with nostalgia. And also, eventually he will only eat what he wants to eat. Now that I'm a grown man and no one can coerce me, you'll never catch me eating peas or lima beans.
on Mar 26, 2007
I don't really care when it comes to vegetables...i'll eat pretty much whatever's in front of me unless it's something I truly detest...like sauerkraut, that is some nasty stuff.

~Zoo
on Mar 26, 2007
I agree on the sauerkraut that is really gross. I am like zoo, I eat anything and everything and I think I always have. Whenever I said I wasn't hungry it's because I really wasn't hungry, not because I didn't like the food. I was weird I guess.
on Mar 27, 2007
I eat anything and everything and I think I always have. Whenever I said I wasn't hungry it's because I really wasn't hungry, not because I didn't like the food.


That was me...

And also, eventually he will only eat what he wants to eat. Now that I'm a grown man and no one can coerce me, you'll never catch me eating peas or lima beans

You won't eat peas, beans or legumes of any kind.....
on Mar 27, 2007
I had 2 cousins that never seemed to get bigger.  My mother Use to tell us that was cause they did not eat their veggies.  ONe did eventually get taller, but the other did not.  He was never much of a veggie eater.
on Mar 27, 2007
My kids ... are so different it's not even funny. 3 of the kids will eat salad all day if I'll let 'em. The 4th ... well, if I hold a gun to his head (or threaten to remove dessert - to him it's kinda the same thing ) he'll grudgingly eat it.

For most vegetables, they're all like "Bleh, do I have to?" as a general rule. Some of them like some veggies more than others, and they're not at all in a consensus as to which ones they like. So, I found something awhile ago that WILL get them to eat their veggies, regardless of which one it is. They get a dipping sauce of their choice for the veggies. For some it's ketchup (their mother's influence) or their favorite salad dressing or steak sauce or bbq sauce. With that to mix in the veggies (or to dip the veggies in), they'll eat pretty much everything except Brussel Sprouts. Since those are one thing that *I* refuse to eat ... I'm not gonna hold that one against 'em.
on Mar 28, 2007
HBW already stole my thunder. The fact is, taught to me by the Wanderer, that kids will grow up and eat alot and get bigger and stronger and go off to wander on their own and father little wanderers and wanerettes totally without benefit of a single pea. Don't go to war over la-la; Enjoy the uniqueness of that wonderful little boy and feed him what he will eat.

An aside: my sister wouldn't be caught dead eating green beans...but she gobbled down "smokes" if she could put them in her mouth like the Chief's cigarettes.
on Mar 29, 2007
Well, now that I think about it...my sister is pretty small...maybe the "smokes" stunted her growth.
on Mar 30, 2007
Well, now that I think about it...my sister is pretty small...maybe the "smokes" stunted her growth.


hahaha