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Published on March 17, 2007 By lifehappens In Writing

An introduction in person would probably include more information than the typical, "Hi, my name is Dana and I'm the mother of 2." You would probably notice my quirky habits or we might talk about what brought us to CTC. I would possibly crack a joke and notice the lack of laughter if it was as bad as the majority of my attempts at humor. You would be able to decide at a moment whether our personalities would make us friends or simply acquaintances.

So to make this easy on you, here is a quick snapshot of who I am. I am an enigma. I don't fit into any stereotypical category....I fit into several. I resist trying to define myself because no definition is complete without realizing that I try to force my way out of a rigid definition.

I am a happy to be a stay at home mom, if you don't factor in the part time work as a massage therapist and yoga instructor. Yet, I continually strive to try new things as soon as I am competent in my last endeavor. Hence, the latest dive into the world of higher education. I am creative, but only accept that definition because so many people see me that way. I don’t have self confidence, but I am able to inspire that in others. I am a disorganized mess when I am not compulsively organizing. I served in the military for a number of years and surprised everyone when I rejected a promising career. That experience has made me a strong Army wife who can tackle anything from dealing with lawsuits to remodeling my home while my husband is in Iraq. I am a conservative Republican, but I disagree with many of the party policies. I don’t like to talk about personal feelings, but I will debate religion, politics and social issues without the slightest provocation. However, if I am even the slightest bit shaky on my personal stance, I would rather sit in silence until I understand the feelings of those discussing it. I love to read and have an almost photographic memory, but an abnormally poor short term memory. I am brilliant in flashes, but dull in my everyday life. I can’t spell or remember people’s names. Yet with all my flaws, I am content.

So there you have it, a lot of information that accurately describes me, yet is completely useless in identifying who I really am.

Comments
on Mar 17, 2007
This is well written, detailed and in-depth (although as you say it reveals little in comparison to your complete person).

Because of such, it doesn't belong on a CTC class's web-forum. It will be very lonely as it will be the only one of its type...

edit: I hadn't realized this was for English Composition. I hope that you have more intelligible conversations on the forums for that class than I had for American History (1 and 2), US Government (1 and 2) and the two computer classes I took.
on Mar 17, 2007
I got to say ditto to PS.  Very well written. Do you want responses?
on Mar 17, 2007
So to make this easy on you, here is a quick snapshot of who I am. I am an enigma. I don't fit into any stereotypical category....I fit into several.


I really liked this.

Also, your intro had originality, which is great.
on Mar 18, 2007
The fun part about you is just when I think I have you figured out, you do something to surprise me.
on Mar 18, 2007
Do you want responses?


YES! Thank you.

This is well written, detailed and in-depth (although as you say it reveals little in comparison to your complete person).Because of such, it doesn't belong on a CTC class's web-forum. It will be very lonely as it will be the only one of its type...


Thanks. I hope it helps overcome that fact I don't have the best speling or the bestest grammar.

Also, your intro had originality, which is great.

Thanks!

The fun part about you is just when I think I have you figured out, you do something to surprise me.

And what would that be?
on Mar 18, 2007

I am a middle aged man, with 4 children.  The oldest is now 24, the youngest 14. I am a father, a brother, and a friend to 6 siblings.  I am a computer Network engineer, although my college training was in Economics.  I have had 2 careers to date.  The first one, using my degree, lasting 12 years, the latter one, using experience, lasting for the last 17.  I am an military brat.  My step father was in the navy and then the army.  He died last month.  My father - I never really knew.  He died 6 years ago.

My grandfather (mother's side) was in the navy and had the greatest male influence on me. I am named for him.

I am an average person.  No one, except for my children, will remember me when I am gone as I have not had the impact that notable people do.  But that is enough.  The love of my children is worth more than any accolades.  I have excelled at my chosen occupation and had my magnus opus when in my 40s.  Creating a county wide network for a local school division.

But since then, I have managed to challenge myself and gain new insights and new experiences so that my second career has been very fruitful.

In a nut shell, I am the man you see on the street that you take no notice of.  I am not the person you see on the news that you may or may not admire or idolize.  When you hear my name, it will be forgotten just as quickly.  And I am satisfied with that.

on Mar 18, 2007
LH: You forgot to add that you're drop-dead gorgeous! Hehe.

Very nicely done.
on Mar 18, 2007
Oh, and this is a little OT, but...

When I was in HS I made straight As in English. My writing was praised by every English teacher I had going all the way back to JR High and I pretty much thought I was hot stuff.

Big surprise, then, when I got to college and my beautiful, oh-so-wonderful submissions came back to me marked-up and labeled "C". Haha!

(I did work my way back up to As, but it was difficult!)
on Mar 19, 2007
Thanks for including your intro Dr Guy. Anyone who feels like participating in my homework is welcome to join me in the fun...I'll start posting the specifics
When I was in HS I made straight As in English. My writing was praised by every English teacher I had going all the way back to JR High and I pretty much thought I was hot stuff. Big surprise, then, when I got to college and my beautiful, oh-so-wonderful submissions came back to me marked-up and labeled "C". Haha!(I did work my way back up to As, but it was difficult!)


hmmmm. This sounds like me. I'm really concerned that the 10 year gap is going to make the transition even harder...
on Mar 21, 2007
LH: You forgot to add that you're drop-dead gorgeous! Hehe.


Yes, she is. She is too modest to ever admit to it, but she is the neighborhood hot mom.

plus, she rocks!