Saw it and had to make my own
*Those stupid bulletins and/or emails that you get saying, "Your account will be deleted if you don't repost this/send this to 37,000 people!!! Blaaaahhh!!" If MySpace/MSN/Hotmail/Yahoo--whatever--was going to delete my account, they wouldn't depend on YOU to send me the bulletin/email, okay? Anyone who actually believes this crap is an idiot. If that ever were to happen, MySpace or your email provider would send an official notice and it would be on eNews and all kinds of crap. It's not going to happen.
*Penny candy that costs more than a penny--either change the NAME, or change the PRICE!!
*Religious people who preach AGAINST other religions instead of preaching their religion - it's ridiculous and shameful
*The boy/girl toilet seat issue. Guys - the argument that "we have to lift the seat, so you can put it down" is not valid for two reasons 1) Your pee gets all over sometimes - it is not our problem that you have horrible aim. However, it becomes our problem if we have to put the seat down. I don't want to touch your nasty, ill-aimed pee. 2) We need the seat DOWN two out of two situations, you need it UP ONE out of two situations and down the other, so YOU can lift it, and YOU and put it back down, seeing as how three out of four situations need it down. Case closed. Stop being lazy.
*Little kids in high school who think their crap doesn't stink just because they're "upperclassmen" or "nonconformists" or whatever else you think makes you cool. Get over yourself. As soon as you graduate, no one gives a crap about you - it's a dog eat dog world, and you're no exception. And the same goes for Officer's wives....rich people...etcetc
*Cell phones that break after a few accidental drops.
*Ethnic Scholarships - why should anyone recieve a scholarship just for being born? Thank you, affirmative action, for creating the white minority...
*"Batteries Not Included"
*Water fountains that effect each others' power. When I am taking a drink from a water fountain, the water should not lower two inches when someone uses the fountain next to me. Nor should it shoot into my nose when that person leaves. Fix it, fountain people.
*Apartments or houses for rent that don't have neutral flooring/wall/appliance colors. Not everyone has a couch that will match forrest green carpet.
*People who turn left in an intersection AFTER the light has turned red. The only people who have MY permission to do that are the people who were already in the intersection waiting to turn while the light was still green. You are NOT allowed to turn just because you were behind that person.
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