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Published on December 31, 2006 By lifehappens In Blogging
*Those stupid bulletins and/or emails that you get saying, "Your account will be deleted if you don't repost this/send this to 37,000 people!!! Blaaaahhh!!" If MySpace/MSN/Hotmail/Yahoo--whatever--was going to delete my account, they wouldn't depend on YOU to send me the bulletin/email, okay? Anyone who actually believes this crap is an idiot. If that ever were to happen, MySpace or your email provider would send an official notice and it would be on eNews and all kinds of crap. It's not going to happen.

*Penny candy that costs more than a penny--either change the NAME, or change the PRICE!!

*Religious people who preach AGAINST other religions instead of preaching their religion - it's ridiculous and shameful

*The boy/girl toilet seat issue. Guys - the argument that "we have to lift the seat, so you can put it down" is not valid for two reasons 1) Your pee gets all over sometimes - it is not our problem that you have horrible aim. However, it becomes our problem if we have to put the seat down. I don't want to touch your nasty, ill-aimed pee. 2) We need the seat DOWN two out of two situations, you need it UP ONE out of two situations and down the other, so YOU can lift it, and YOU and put it back down, seeing as how three out of four situations need it down. Case closed. Stop being lazy.
*Little kids in high school who think their crap doesn't stink just because they're "upperclassmen" or "nonconformists" or whatever else you think makes you cool. Get over yourself. As soon as you graduate, no one gives a crap about you - it's a dog eat dog world, and you're no exception. And the same goes for Officer's wives....rich people...etcetc

*Cell phones that break after a few accidental drops.

*Ethnic Scholarships - why should anyone recieve a scholarship just for being born? Thank you, affirmative action, for creating the white minority...

*"Batteries Not Included"

*Water fountains that effect each others' power. When I am taking a drink from a water fountain, the water should not lower two inches when someone uses the fountain next to me. Nor should it shoot into my nose when that person leaves. Fix it, fountain people.

*Apartments or houses for rent that don't have neutral flooring/wall/appliance colors. Not everyone has a couch that will match forrest green carpet.

*People who turn left in an intersection AFTER the light has turned red. The only people who have MY permission to do that are the people who were already in the intersection waiting to turn while the light was still green. You are NOT allowed to turn just because you were behind that person.

Feel free to add your own

Comments
on Dec 31, 2006
*The lack of the edit button and delete button on Joeuser articles.....
on Dec 31, 2006
"natural flavoring". What's the big damn secret? Dog crap could be considered a natural flavoring. Tell what's in the food!
on Dec 31, 2006
1. People that perpetrate a fraud (fake people), and


2. Endless Useless updates from Microsoft.
on Jan 01, 2007
*Water fountains that effect each others' power. When I am taking a drink from a water fountain, the water should not lower two inches when someone uses the fountain next to me. Nor should it shoot into my nose when that person leaves. Fix it, fountain people.



That one cracked me up. That's something that has happened to everyone.

Okay things that must go

*24 hours of cartoons, cartoon network, nick etc. My mom only had to listen to it on Saturday mornings. I have declared cartoon free days just because I get tired of listening to it. Oh btw, the boys go back to school Weds.

*People who only get halfway in the turn lane and leave their ass end hanging out in traffic. Duh the reason for the turning lane is so you are out of traffic, ijits!

*That rude chic who works at the deli counter at Walmart. Why don't they fire her already? She really should go. I'm not a violent person but I want to smack that pissypants look off her face. I'm going to take a picture and ask her if she realizes this is how she looks all day.

*Sales calls that start with a recording - "please hold for an important call" yeah right so important that there isn't a real person even calling me. Does anyone actually stay on the phone to see what these people are selling?

on Jan 01, 2007
Does anyone actually stay on the phone to see what these people are selling?


Only the extremely bored.
on Jan 01, 2007
I agree with your list!

The people who run red lights top my list!

If the lane at the supermarket says, Express 10 items, thats exactly how many you should have!!!!

And, those automated answering systems that takes up your freaking time when you don't have time to go through all of the prompts!!!!! And you have to otherwise, it hangs up on you and you have to start all over again!!!!!!!

Whew, thx for letting me vent!  
on Jan 01, 2007
'If the lane at the supermarket says, Express 10 items, thats exactly how many you should have!!!!'

what if you have a dozen eggs...?
on Jan 01, 2007
1) Your pee gets all over sometimes - it is not our problem that you have horrible aim.


The understatement of 2006!


Water fountains that effect each others' power. When I am taking a drink from a water fountain, the water should not lower two inches when someone uses the fountain next to me. Nor should it shoot into my nose when that person leaves. Fix it, fountain people.