You probably don't want to read this.
Some background. My two year old is tiny. 20 lbs. She is so small that she falls inside the little training seat that sits on the toilet. So I bought her a potty chair. She likes to climb inside it instead of sitting on it to pee. So I decided that every time her older brother goes to the bathroom, she will go too and sit on her chair. After a week, she no longer sits IN the chair but on it. Still no pee, but we are making progress.
This is a conversation I overheard.
Connor:
Here's how you poop, Maddy
You have to push really hard.
Uhhhhhh
That was really hard wasn't it?
See. You can do it!
Don't get IN the toilet. You will get "flashed" away!
You're too big to get flashed away
I went in the toilet and now I'm pooping.
*Grunt*
*Baby grunts back*
"Maddy you want me to flash you away?" "NOOO!"
"I flashed you away!" "NOOOO!!"
Baby claps. "yea!! Poop!!! Ewwww Yuck!"
mom sighs. This will take forever.