I know you have heard them. If you are a parent, you probably have used them.
The THREAT.
The ones that are completely ridiculous that spew out of your mouth when your kids drive you crazy.
"If you don't stop hitting your brother, so help me, I will sell you to the gypsies."
You will hear the phrase, "so help me", "when your father comes home", when I get you home" interjected into many sentences like extranious punctuation.
Here's my list.
"....I'll beat you with a pickle." (me)
"...I'll beat you with a poodle" (my dad)
"...I'll superglue your lips shut" (my favorite lately)
"...I'll lock you in a barrel until you are 30" (HW)
So JU, what meaningless threats do you throw at your kids? I KNOW some of you have some really creative ones....let's hear them"